Moon child me desperately needs to find the right portal before disaster

A humorous tweet showing two bathroom doors at a coffee shop labeled 'SUN CHILD' and 'MOON CHILD' instead of traditional gendered restroom signs. The poster expresses comedic distress about not knowing which bathroom to use, treating the whimsical labeling as confusing rather than welcoming. Extracted text: WHICH ONE AM I?!?! I'm literally about to sh!t myself in your insufferable coffee shop SUN CHILD MOON CHILD