Defends cops by spiraling into unsolicited prison assault fanfic

They're only doing their jobs and enforcing America's laws. How would you feel if people invaded your home and took what you own, and the cops did not show up. Then you armed yourself and after popping off a few rounds at the criminals the cops finally showed up and slapped you in a cell with Bubba to be his new girlfriend. Oh, you're a boy? Not after Bubba gets done with your buns.