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5yo negging his way to free drinks, main character energy

A meme featuring a young boy at a table with adults, paired with a dialogue joke where the child orders an alcoholic drink, gets called out for being 5 years old, and responds with a backhanded compliment/insult to manipulate the woman into getting him the drink. The image shows a wholesome family scene that contrasts darkly with the predatory pickup-artist dialogue. Extracted text: Kid: I'll take a vodka soda Woman: You're like 5 Kid: You are a 5 but we can change that if you'd shut up and go get my drink
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