Medieval peasants vs ChatGPT, illustrated in the only way that matters

A vintage newspaper-style parody titled 'The Daily Divination: Cursed Edition' featuring an elaborate medieval woodcut-inspired illustration of robed clergy members confronting a demonic AI oracle (a mechanical head with glowing eyes). The scene depicts panicked townsfolk with religious texts and torches surrounding the AI entity, blending religious hysteria with AI anxiety in a faux-historical tabloid format.
Extracted text:
THE DAILY DIVINATION
Cursed Edition
DRYEMEST: SRAWTHICOIN
DEMONIC DIALOGUES:
Church Declares war on AI ORACLES!
"Robotic Seers Speak Tongues of Torment"
THE END IF
NIGHT REBOT
YOUR SOUL!
OFFICIAL SANCTIONED SCREED