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Keith the otter: Cambridge's most insufferable vinyl gatekeep

Keith the otter: Cambridge's most insufferable vinyl gatekeep

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A photorealistic otter wearing a brown and cream patterned sweater and knit beanie stands in the foreground on the River Cam in Cambridge, with punting boats and King's College Chapel visible in the background. The image is an absurdist character portrait presenting the otter as 'Keith,' a middle-aged vinyl collector and music snob.
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