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bro says goodbye romantically then immediately simps & tells

A fantasy-style meme featuring a man in medieval clothing mounted on a white horse, reaching back to hold hands with a woman in a flowing cream-colored gown. The scene is set in an enchanted forest with golden archways and ethereal lighting. The text creates an absurd comedic contrast between the romantic farewell gesture and the brutal instruction to avoid women entirely.
Extracted text:
i'm going to war
Don't talk to any girls there