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Lamborghini's wet dream: car, woman, and zero self-awareness bundled into one
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Lamborghini's wet dream: car, woman, and zero self-awareness bundled into one

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A transparently horny 1980s Lamborghini ad that treats a woman like window dressing for a V12 engine, complete with poolside positioning and gull-wing doors that scream 'I have money and no taste.' This is what peak automotive marketing looked like when nobody involved bothered pretending the car was the actual draw. The retro-futuristic copy about 'pure automotive excellence' aged exactly as well as you'd expect from an era when selling supercars required a bikini and zero irony.
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