Man bets planet's fate on never nailing triple axel

A black and white cartoon showing a figure in a white shirt sitting in a chair, speaking into what appears to be a control panel or computer console with various buttons and screens. The character is making an absurdly overwrought statement about mortality and triple axels. Rain or vertical lines suggest a dreary setting, and the overall tone is darkly comedic. Extracted text: MORTALITY I would bet the fate of this entire planet that I will never do a triple axel.