Windows error screen but make it malware startup pitch deck energy

A cursed mashup of the Windows Blue Screen of Death with ominous text describing malware capabilities and a sinister business pitch. The image combines the familiar crash screen aesthetic with darkly comedic bullet points about ransomware/malware statistics, presenting cybercrime like a startup pitch deck. Extracted text: Your PC ran into a problem. Follow the recovery instructions below to protect your data. 1. Hold ⊞ and press R 2. Hold Ctrl and press V 3. Press Ok or Enter For more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit our website. If you call a support person, give them this info: Step code: 0x00000FVA → $5 malware. Full control. → Keylogging. Webcam. Passwords. Files. → The victim runs the command themselves. → 517% growth in 6 months.