Windows error screen but make it malware startup pitch deck energy

A cursed mashup of the Windows Blue Screen of Death with ominous text describing malware capabilities and a sinister business pitch. The image combines the familiar crash screen aesthetic with darkly comedic bullet points about ransomware/malware statistics, presenting cybercrime like a startup pitch deck.
Extracted text:
Your PC ran into a problem. Follow the recovery instructions below to protect your data.
1. Hold ⊞ and press R
2. Hold Ctrl and press V
3. Press Ok or Enter
For more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit our website.
If you call a support person, give them this info:
Step code: 0x00000FVA
→ $5 malware. Full control.
→ Keylogging. Webcam. Passwords. Files.
→ The victim runs the command themselves.
→ 517% growth in 6 months.