tagging the FBI to fix Taylor Swift's dating life

A Twitter thread from May 2023 reacting to paparazzi photos of Taylor Swift, Matty Healy, and Jack Antonoff having dinner together. Users make jokes about the situation being chaotic, with someone tagging multiple entities in desperation and another commenter making a joke about Swift's bangs as a metaphor for her situation post-breakup. Extracted text: let (br)it happen ❤️ @brittscapes · 5/11/23 she got til july 7th to wrap this shit up tommy ❤️ @contrarianshit · 5/11/23 DO SOMETHING??? @POTUS @VP @Pontifex @Target @olivegarden @god @FBI @Marvel @BernieSanders Pop Base ☑️ @PopBase · 5/11/23 Taylor Swift and Matty Healy spotted out for dinner with Jack Antonoff. paige @heyypay · 5/11/23 this is what happens when you can't get bangs after a breakup cause you already have them