Fred West to Hayekian Economics: a tier list nobody asked for

Someone's been mainlining rage and thesaurus tabs for 6 hours straight, producing a politically-charged rant that escalates from legitimate grievance into absolutely unhinged comparative absurdity. The last three comparisons are pure fever-dream logic — Fred West/economics, Doris Day/taxidermy, Solzhenitsyn/origami — that somehow *work* as insults despite being completely nonsensical. This is the digital equivalent of someone screaming into the void while wearing a monocle and a tweed jacket.