Quantum gains: when bro-science meets actual magic in a neon fever dream

A hyperbolically muscular man in gold sequined shorts and yellow headband flexes in a neon-lit laboratory setting, holding a giant thermometer. He's surrounded by pseudo-scientific wellness products, mystical orbs, a wizard-like figure operating bizarre equipment, and stacks of wood. The scene is drenched in magenta and cyan neon with floating particles, blending gym bro culture with occult pseudoscience. Extracted text: QUANTUM WELLNESS OPTIMIZATION, ASCENSION PROTOCOL, MORNING WOOD, IMPOTENCE GASTRITIS, HANDTEIN SHAKES, CHARRA STALE