Garden gazette discovers new meaning of 'watering the plants'

A garden display featuring a cherub statue with a shocked expression, a pigeon perched on its head, a water fountain in the background, and a large stone tablet depicting a classical figure surrounded by stick figures urinating on him. A wooden sign references pottery hoards and 'pee-fect' advice, creating an elaborate garden pun setup about the cherub being urinated on. Extracted text: GARDEN GAZETTE LOCAL POTTERY HOARDS... "PEE-FECT" ADVICE? Cherubic Custodian's Fountain Fiasco