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St. Judas presides over the most cursed prayer ever written
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St. Judas presides over the most cursed prayer ever written

By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
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The Reform Christian Church: Its patron saint is St. Judas Iscariot. Let us pray ‘Our Nigel,which art in parliament, Farage be thy Name; Thy fascism come; Thy will be done in Dubai,as it is in Clacton.’ As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.
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