Scott Adams deathbed citation, because that's how logic works

They say the person you marry is the most important decision of your life. Many times, men, as their wife ages, get drawn to younger, hotter women, leaving behind the one who’s been with them since the beginning. Scott Adams is a great example. In his last days of life, his older, wrinkled wife was the one beside him on his deathbed, crying while publicly announcing his death to the world, not the Instagram influencer he married afterward, who’s nowhere to be seen. Be careful.