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Carville speedruns cope with maximum unhinged energy

By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)
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Democratic operative James Carville goes full doomercope, confidently predicting Trump's imminent demise while simultaneously calling him a physically deteriorating mess and encouraging leaks. Peak 2026 energy—desperate political theater dressed up as insider analysis, delivered with the sweaty intensity of someone who needs this prediction to be true. The phonetic desperation is palpable; this is what huffing your own brand smells like.
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