Zuck's redemption arc but make it unhinged and $60B-poorer

Be Zuck >Build Facebook before you can legally drink >Bet wrong on mobile. Admit it. Rebuild everything >Buy Instagram for $1B to stop it from replacing you >$10B gone overnight when Apple nukes your ad business >Rename company to Meta >Everyone agrees: "He's lost it" >Stock tanks 70% >Fire 21,000 people >Burn ~$60B on VR while Wall Street screams >Put AI in Ray-Bans. Sell 2 million pairs >Stock hits all-time highs >Meanwhile Jobs gone. Bezos retired. Gates out >You're the last OG founder standing