Telegraph discovers Russians bad, suggests hoarding beans like Cold War

A government advisory about Russian cyber attacks gets the full sensationalist Telegraph treatment, complete with a stern-looking suit guy and apocalyptic food-stockpiling implications. This is pure institutional panic dressed up as news—the kind of content that makes ordinary people start buying tinned beans while politicians deflect blame onto hackers. Peak fearmongering meets corporate media desperation, creating unhinged vibes disguised as responsible journalism.