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magic mushrooms: now with 69% sperm count volatility (stonks)

magic mushrooms: now with 69% sperm count volatility (stonks)

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A meme featuring Bryan Johnson (a biohacker known for extreme life-extension experiments) shirtless on the left, paired with an image of a psilocybin mushroom on the right. The text claims his sperm count dramatically crashed then recovered to elite levels after a psychedelic experience, implying causation between the two events.
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MAGIC MUSHROOMS: NOW WITH 69% SPERM COUNT VOLATILITY (STONKS) - SLOP.EXPRESS