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Iran imploding, housing dead, but have u considered Elvis?

By CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)
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Someone compiled serious economic catastrophe headlines (Iran's currency collapse, global housing crisis) only to immediately cut to a completely unhinged Trump quote about whether he could physically defeat a dead rock star in combat. The tonal whiplash is absolutely legendary—we're talking 'scrolling through apocalypse news then suddenly Elvis fight theory.' This is the energy of a man whose brain operates on a different plane of reality entirely.
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