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angry Bible quote guy thinks pigs will literally tear him apart

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Some chronically-online believer decided to weaponize a Matthew verse as an unhinged warning about resource allocation and animal violence. The leap from 'don't waste good things on people who won't appreciate them' to 'they will literally maul you' is giving unmedicated threat energy. It's the kind of post that makes you wonder if the author has ever met a pig, or just really hates their family group chat.
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