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Mitski rates coffee enema logistics; chaos ensues

A transcript of an interview between Mitski and Harrison (likely from a podcast or talk show) where they discuss coffee enemas in an awkward, absurdist conversation. Mitski makes increasingly unhinged statements about her distaste for rectal procedures while also revealing political leanings, creating an uncomfortable yet darkly comedic dialogue.
Extracted text:
MITSKI: Wait, back to the coffee enema. First of all, I really hate butt stuff of any kind.
HARRISON: Okay? Sydney Sweeney and you both revealed as Republicans this week. [Laughs]
MITSKI: I know. I'm sorry to tell you that I'm super conservative. But wait, I think the enema setup alone would take longer than just drinking a coffee.