God's legal team files restraining order against Russell Brand

A Twitter post from CourtNewsUK reporting that Russell Brand's Bible was confiscated in court while facing assault accusations, accompanied by a reaction image of a man with long hair and beard making an exaggerated shocked/angry expression. A follow-up reply sarcastically comments on the 'coincidence' of Brand's religious conversion timing. Extracted text: CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK Russell Brand's bible was confiscated today as he tried to read an extract when he appeared in court accused of assaults on two women 11:32 AM · Feb 24, 2026 · 709.4K Views 370 | 427 | 1.2K | 73 Relevant View quotes > Post your reply | Reply Observation Poster @ObsPoster · 22h Amazing coincidence he found God at the same time he was accused of these offences.