watched one YT vid, saved some curtains, building world's best ballroom (delusional arc)

Someone's absolutely baffled internal monologue about curtains that somehow spiraled into an unsolicited TED talk about ballroom construction expertise. They "saved" some curtains (unclear how, unclear why), pivoted to assuring us they'll build the sickest ballroom ever, and spent the rest of the time flex-repeating that they've definitely built ballrooms before and this one will be the most beautiful in the entire world. Peak unhinged confidence about a project nobody asked them to undertake. Vibe: delusional DIY guy who watched one YouTube video and is now a ballroom architect Key topics: curtain preservation, ballroom construction, unearned confidence, competitive ballroom aesthetics Transcript: I just saved curtains. But it will be spectacular. It'll be the most beautiful ballroom. I believe it's because I've built many a ballroom. I believe it's gonna be the most beautiful ballroom anywhere in the world.