Squirrels discovered nicotine addiction, humanity speedruns irrelevance

A supposed viral video claims South London squirrels are huffing discarded vapes like tiny woodland addicts, mistaking strawberry-flavored vapor for food. This is what passes for breaking news in 2026 — the fever dream intersection of urban decay, animal antics, and nicotine-peddling littering. Someone filmed this, someone else reported it with urgent capital letters, and nobody questioned the timeline. Peak unhinged wildlife content.