
Bro unironically wants simps to mortgage their futures for watches
A two-part Twitter post from a user named Steven promoting buying luxury Rolex watches in your early 20s, even if it means going into debt. The follow-up clarifies this is "not satire" and argues that a Rolex communicates status to women and in business. A close-up photo of a Rolex Oyster Perpetual watch with blue dial is displayed between the posts. The posts exemplify materialistic flex culture and questionable financial advice.
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Steven @StevenPulteFam · 1d
If you're a guy in your early 20s, buy a Rolex.
Go into debt if you have to
Steven @StevenPulteFam · 1d
Replying to @StevenPulteFam
This is not satire. You can get a Rolex for 4 grand
Having a nice watch communicates status to women and business relationships
And if you buy it right it will hold its value if not appreciate