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Bro unironically wants simps to mortgage their futures for watches
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Bro unironically wants simps to mortgage their futures for watches

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A two-part Twitter post from a user named Steven promoting buying luxury Rolex watches in your early 20s, even if it means going into debt. The follow-up clarifies this is "not satire" and argues that a Rolex communicates status to women and in business. A close-up photo of a Rolex Oyster Perpetual watch with blue dial is displayed between the posts. The posts exemplify materialistic flex culture and questionable financial advice. Extracted text: Steven @StevenPulteFam · 1d If you're a guy in your early 20s, buy a Rolex. Go into debt if you have to Steven @StevenPulteFam · 1d Replying to @StevenPulteFam This is not satire. You can get a Rolex for 4 grand Having a nice watch communicates status to women and business relationships And if you buy it right it will hold its value if not appreciate
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