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Big Pharma putting horny juice in vodka, probably

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A deeply unhinged Reddit microthread asking what pharmaceutical ingredient manufacturers supposedly secretly add to alcohol to cause aggressive post-drinking horniness. The question treats a completely fabricated bodily phenomenon as established fact, suggesting either severe misunderstanding of human biology or an elaborate bit about Big Alcohol's secret sex agenda. Pure unfiltered internet chaos from someone who definitely should've just lurked instead of posting.
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