Peak nepotism: let's put a grocery clerk in charge of national security

A professional headshot photo of a young man in a suit positioned in front of an American flag and official government seal against a blue background. The image is overlaid with satirical text criticizing the appointment of an unqualified 23-year-old to run an anti-terrorism program. Extracted text: Now that the threat of terrorist attacks is at an all time high, it's a good time to remind everyone that our anti-terrorism program is being run by 23-year-old Thomas Fugate. Thomas graduated from college about a year ago. He's an ex-gardener and grocery clerk with no qualifications, no experience and no national security background.