Linguistic sleeper agent fakes stroke to flex new language

A deranged 4chan post featuring the classic happy frog meme, detailing an unhinged multi-year scheme to secretly master a foreign language in complete isolation, then fake a neurological incident in public to debut the language while pretending to have forgotten English entirely. The plan escalates from reasonable study habits to genuinely unhinged privacy measures and absurd public theater. Extracted text: Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)23:24:54 No.46119625 > study a foreign language in secret > study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the whole nine yards > never tell a soul > hide all of your resources for the target language > talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life so as to not trace back to you > become a master of this language > one day, go to public place like grocery store > pretend to slip / fall / feint > when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english anymore 46 KB JPG