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Holy smoke: when scripture meets stoner culture in the worst way possible
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Holy smoke: when scripture meets stoner culture in the worst way possible

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A satirical religious image featuring a bearded priest figure with a halo and sunglasses at a pulpit, holding a lit joint, surrounded by a joyful congregation. Cannabis plants flank the pulpit while people hold snacks and smoke, creating a blasphemous parody of a church sermon scene with AI-generated aesthetic. Extracted text: PREACHING THE NEW TEST-A-MINT BLESSED ARE THE BLUNT-HOLDERS, FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH... AND THE COUCH.
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