Reform UK's boldest campaign manager yet: pure euphemistic pandemonium

Bonnie Blue endorses Reform UK with ambitious plan to fuck 63million people in 4 years Scandalous Adult video starlet Bonnie Blue, who made headlines earlier this year in her record breaking achievement of a 1,000 person gangbang in under 24 hours, has come out in support of Reform UK. "1,000 people in a day was an ambitious goal I set myself, how can I top this?" Mused the viral performer, "The entire population of the UK, now that is an ambitious target, and who better to do it than Reform UK.” "The UKs economy is a scary, gaping black hole" said Nigel Farage, leader of the Populist Nationalistic party, "and Miss Blue is an expert when it comes to filling gaping holes, I'm thrilled to bits about the collaberation". When asked about her political leanings and the migrant issue, which is a foremost policy of Reform UK Bonnie said "I'm well used to the situation of desperate men lining up ready to exploit me, I think my expertise would be a benefit to the Party.” Presiding PM Keir Starmer was asked what he thought of the collaberation of the Reform UK and the vexatious performer, “Let me be clear right from the start — and I’m always keen to get clearly into things from the start — that this hypothetical move by Miss Blue is something we’ll approach with gentle sensitivity and a reassuringly firm hold. What truly matters is that, as a country, we continue coming together, again and again, in a spirit of aligned togetherness, ensuring that our collective grip remains steady enough to keep… coming together.”