Newspaper discovers tragedy exists, reports it solemnly
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Elderly cancer sufferer, 80, and his wife, 74, held hands as
they jumped from Whitby cliffs to their deaths in suicide pact,
inquest hears
David Jeffcock, 80, and his wife Susan, 74, placed their financial affairs in order and delivered a note to their solicitor apologising for their plan of action.
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