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Elon said it, now avoid coffee and become a wizard apparently

By Josh Macin (via @wttp3)
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Elon said it, now avoid coffee and become a wizard apparently
Elon Musk said: "Sex is a silly action in the absence of procreation." If you're horny all the time, hold your seed. Most men waste their sexual energy, then drink coffee to compensate for what they just threw away. How to harness this creative life force instead:
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