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Touch grass? No internet, no sole—only potato demons and existential wifi
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Touch grass? No internet, no sole—only potato demons and existential wifi

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A surreal, dystopian illustration of a decrepit van in a desert landscape covered in potato chips, with a figure inside working on a laptop with glowing red eyes. The van features grotesque face artwork and text referencing 'potato addiction' and 'the untold truth.' The scene is bathed in an apocalyptic purple-orange sunset sky, surrounded by scattered shoes, snacks, and junk food.
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