guy turns mortgage chat into geopolitical funeral sermon

Someone's mate casually mentions their mortgage broker thinks a three-year fixed rate is looking good, and instead of just nodding along, this absolute unit decides that's the moment to spiral about geopolitical collapse and how the mortgage will mature right into election chaos. It's that special flavor of doom-posting where you're ostensibly giving financial advice but actually just expressing a free-floating sense that everything's about to go mental. Vibe: doomsday-prepper energy applied to a completely normal mortgage conversation Key topics: mortgage rates and fixed-term deals, apocalyptic thinking, US and UK elections as harbingers of collapse, the world being on fire (metaphorically, presumably)