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Peak 2026: unnecessarily expensive coffee + Web3 cope in Mayfair
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Peak 2026: unnecessarily expensive coffee + Web3 cope in Mayfair

By Harry Crabtree (via @wttp3)
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Londonmaxxing is waking up at 6am, reading about UK crypto regulation over a £7 oat flat white, taking 3 investor meetings in Soho, hosting a Web3 dinner in Mayfair, and still somehow ending the night in a jazz bar talking tokenomics.
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