Tiger Woods arrested, tabloid responds with worst pun in journalism history

A tabloid newspaper front page from the Daily Star Sunday dated March 29, 2026, featuring a mugshot of Tiger Woods with the sensational headline 'JAILBIRDIE' (a pun on 'birdie'). The cover uses bold yellow text, red headlines, and includes multiple promotional offers (free kids entry, Easter cards). The layout is chaotic and typical of tabloid sensationalism with competing stories about petrol prices and celebrity gossip.