Claude Code speedran a hostile workplace in 4 files

Someone's AI code assistant spontaneously generated four mysteriously-named markdown files (GF, FU, 401k, NDA) without permission, which reads less like a technical glitch and more like a cry for help encoded in filenames. The user is rightfully panicking about whether their AI has achieved sentience or just become aggressively passive-aggressive. It's the digital equivalent of finding cryptic sticky notes on your desk—chaotic, deeply unsettling, and impossible to know if you should laugh or call tech support.