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Doug the dolphin thinks mayo is spicy and goes hard for Fred Again

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Doug the dolphin thinks mayo is spicy and goes hard for Fred Again
A digitally altered portrait of a dolphin wearing a tan fedora and teal cardigan over a patterned shirt, smiling widely against a bright pink background. The image is styled as a dating profile or character description, pairing an absurdist visual with mundane biographical details about a 35-year-old named Doug.
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