PE teacher discovers colleague's number, decides to break it

A PE teacher's Christmas Day descended into pure harassment theater when he apparently treated a colleague's phone like a speed-dial minigame, racking up 70 calls in what can only be described as the digital equivalent of a psychotic break. The juxtaposition of a cheerful school sports photo against this unhinged behavior creates peak absurdist energy—nothing says 'festive spirit' like obsessive phone terrorism. Someone clearly needed to touch grass and instead chose to touch a phone repeatedly until someone with authority made it stop.