
Danny's defensive reaction accidentally confirms his herpes status
Someone's having a proper meltdown about a woman with untreated herpes who apparently made her way through half the friend group including a married bloke, and when they told Danny about it he immediately got defensive and upset, which apparently confirmed he's also been caught in the crossfire. It's the audio equivalent of a group chat exploding at 2am.
Vibe: mate gossiping in the pub, voice getting progressively more unhinged as the betrayal sets in
Key topics: untreated herpes, infidelity, defensive mate named Danny, group drama
Transcript:
Herphe's that is untreated and she shagged everyone with herpes, including a married man. And when I told Danny, Danny, you know Danny, he got furious because obviously he's done it. He's obviously been there because he got so defensive about it. He was like, it's my day, so that max because apparently it's true. And he said, he looked really disturbed.