Louis CK tour dates as geopolitical indicators, Huckabee saves stranded Americans via Israeli buses

Someone doing a bit about Middle East geopolitics that starts with Americans evacuating from countries where Louis CK tours, pivots to airport closures being definitely planned for, then just... hands the mic to Mike Huckabee as if he's a tourism spokesperson? Ends with Israeli buses saving the day. It's either a comedy bit or someone having a very specific breakdown. Vibe: Conspiracy-coded comedian doing political material that gets increasingly unmoored from reality Key topics: evacuations from Saudi Arabia and Qatar, Louis CK tour dates as geopolitical markers, Mike Huckabee incompetence, Israeli Ministry of Tourism bus service Transcript: Things are escalating fast. Americans now have to evacuate from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and several other countries where Louis CK does stand-up. Of course, the problem with evacuating from a war zone is that all the airports are closed. And I'm sure our government planned for this. U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee, help us out. Tell the stranded Americans how to get home. The Israeli Ministry of Tourism is providing bus service from several locations.