Gates invented tick plague, homeopathy fixes it, trust the research bro

A beautiful convergence of three separate conspiracy theories: Bill Gates engineered alpha-gal syndrome via weaponized ticks, Big Pharma is suppressing homeopathic treatments (Bovista and Arsenicum album, naturally), and ivermectin's miraculous COVID cure was totally real but hidden. The author defends their unhinged thesis by weaponizing the exact rhetorical playbook they're paranoid about, complete with a 'NOT medical advice' disclaimer that changes absolutely nothing about what they just typed.