learn to snort forest powder from a guy named siriani

A suspiciously polished workshop advertisement for Amazonian snuff ceremonies that reads like it was written by someone who attended a vision quest retreat and immediately started a side hustle. The ornate gold text, vague learning outcomes ("serve as a true vessel"), and protonmail contact address suggest equal parts spiritual authenticity and quick-buck extractive tourism. Peak energy of someone discovering plant medicine at 2am and deciding this is their calling by sunrise.