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pope.exe has declared war on the robots (he won't)
An AI-generated monstrosity depicting a digitally blue-and-white-washed pontiff surrounded by glitchy android faces, screaming about a nonexistent "holy war" against artificial intelligence in clickbait-article formatting. This is what happens when someone feeds a generative model Catholic imagery, sci-fi anxiety, and the desperate need for engagement metrics. Peak futurism grift dressed up as surrealist art. The pope probably doesn't even know this exists, and that's the funniest part.