guy hangs shopping bags from his dick on logan paul's podcast, scientists weep

A 20-year-old self-improvement grifter named Clavicular went on Logan Paul's podcast to enthusiastically describe his "penis-maxxing" routine, which involves strapping weighted shopping bags to his genitals while driving to supposedly stretch his suspensory ligament. The conversation somehow manages to be simultaneously unhinged (erection-based cold approaching), medically unsound (zero scientific backing), and delivered with deadpan confidence that left even Logan Paul—a man of considerable chaos tolerance—visibly disturbed. This is what happens when the looksmaxxing rabbit hole crashes through the floor and keeps digging.