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Speaker of the House but make it paranoid fever dream

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Someone absolutely unhinged about Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, going on a rambling tirade that starts with vague accusations about his sexuality and devolves into calling him a 'psychotic, rapture-prepping' Christian lunatic with obsessions about Iran and religion. The whole thing has the energy of someone who discovered a conspiracy rabbit hole at 3am and decided to record themselves having a mental breakdown about it. Vibe: chronically online political rage-posting that achieved sentience and learned to use a microphone Key topics: Mike Johnson, religious extremism accusations, Iran, heterosexuality skepticism Transcript: Alleged heterosexual, Speaker of the House, little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, has a problem with Iranians and religion. This guy, this big, big, psychotic, rapture-prepping, delusional Christian, little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, alleged heterosexual, play the clip.
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