one woman's guide to monetizing every stage of human reproduction

A self-proclaimed Birth Keeper has apparently decided that pregnancy, childbirth, and postpartum trauma recovery weren't enough of a market to capture, so she's diversified into placenta eating, hide tanning, and whatever 'wild heat' means. The teal-and-pink hand-painted aesthetic screams coastal wellness influencer who discovered essential oils and decided society needed her specific brand of alternative birth theology. It's the kind of service menu that makes you wonder if every item is real or if 'hide tanning' was added as a dare.