bro's grocery list is a fever dream and i can't unsee it

A handwritten note on crumpled blue paper held in someone's hand, listing what appears to be a confused or absurdist grocery/item list. The items range from dog food to air fryer cleaner to seitan, with a price notation at the bottom. The handwriting is casual and the paper looks weathered. Extracted text: dog food plain your air fryer cleaner seitan cranberry $50€