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UK sends German numbers to Eurovision, Germans confused

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A British tabloid newspaper front page (Daily Star, March 7, 2026) featuring a young person in a colorful jacket posed against a German flag, promoting a UK Eurovision entry called 'Eins, Zwei, Drei.' The headline hilariously plays on German counting while questioning the entry's viability. Extracted text: DAILY STAR dailystar.co.uk THOUGHT FOR THE DAY One, two, three - keep those votes coming! SATURDAY, MARCH 7, 2026 News with a wink £2.10 FREE INSIDE £2 SHOP BET WITH William HILL VALID ON ALL RACING 18+ ONLY. TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY, SEE P21 FOR DETAILS FREE INSIDE ON MONDAY 24-PAGE RACING PULLOUT ANDY CAPP JOINS YOUR FABULOUS DAILY STAR FOR Cheltenham PLUS: JOIN OUR FREE EXCLUSIVE Star PUNTERS CLUB For expert tips, ticket offers and much more. See Page 7 UK ENTRY IS1 GUT, JA? BY CARLY HACON WE'RE going to win Eurovision with a UK entry called Eins, Zwei, Drei. Well at least Germans know how to win stuff. Full story: Page 7 Eurovision easy as Eins, Zwei, Drei
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